Oh good, for a second I thought you might have the wrong idea about me.

[ It's funny, if you think about it. As a Faerie, he can see the truth... but as Oberon, he's nothing but lies. As far as paradoxical existences go, he's probably at the very top. If there's one thing that's true, though, is that he's a real piece of shit getting two girls to clean up after him while he does fuck-all. ]

Though if you know that, then you can't possibly expect me to give you a straight answer, right?

[ Oberon is either the world's best or worst gossip depending on what you want out of him. ]