[ A surprisingly undignified snort. All of a sudden, she's huffy again. ]

Who's this 'we', buster? If you fingerprinted all these bruises, you'd be the one and only culprit.

[ ... Then: ] Pfft. [ Never mind. She's just having fun. ] Well, I guess you can't take all the blame. What does that make me... your accomplice?

[ Then with another laugh: ]

Wait, actually! Aren't I the victim here? I'm totally innocent.

[ Even she can't say that with a straight face. ]