I'm just being realistic! [ said sei shounagon, never. ] If things already got crazy once, they'll get crazy a hundred more times! You should've learned that from hanging out in Chaldea!

[ and let's be real there has probably been. so many stupid events in this jamjar already. they had to fight so many nobbus last month.

Satisfied that the room's as tidy as it's going to get, she finally dusts herself off and straightens up, yet another bag of trash in hand, before retrieving the one they were using as a projectile. ]

. . . Man, though. Didya really have to bite her face like that while you were...?

[ ... this is the part where she deserves to get kicked out ]