I'm just being realistic! [ said sei shounagon, never. ] If things already got crazy once, they'll get crazy a hundred more times! You should've learned that from hanging out in Chaldea!
[ and let's be real there has probably been. so many stupid events in this jamjar already. they had to fight so many nobbus last month.
Satisfied that the room's as tidy as it's going to get, she finally dusts herself off and straightens up, yet another bag of trash in hand, before retrieving the one they were using as a projectile. ]
. . . Man, though. Didya really have to bite her face like that while you were...?
[ ... this is the part where she deserves to get kicked out ]
[ Oberon never wants to see a Nobbu ever again. Hell, he might just murder the actual Oda Nobunaga on sight if he ever sees her. Not out of any particular grudge, but out of pure instinct.
In any case, to the very end he doesn't help out in the slightest, just laying back while Sei cleans up the place. Somehow, he's found himself indifferent to her presence here...
...until she opens her mouth. ]
Right, that's it. Get out or I'll be biting your face off next.
[ OBERON RIGHT NOW THAT THREAT IS CARRYING A WHOLE OTHER IMPLICATION??? Which he's... definitely aware of, and is probably the whole reason why he's using it. Yeah, that's right, he's pulling out all the stops now. ]
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[ and let's be real there has probably been. so many stupid events in this jamjar already. they had to fight so many nobbus last month.
Satisfied that the room's as tidy as it's going to get, she finally dusts herself off and straightens up, yet another bag of trash in hand, before retrieving the one they were using as a projectile. ]
. . . Man, though. Didya really have to bite her face like that while you were...?
[ ... this is the part where she deserves to get kicked out ]
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[ Oberon never wants to see a Nobbu ever again. Hell, he might just murder the actual Oda Nobunaga on sight if he ever sees her. Not out of any particular grudge, but out of pure instinct.
In any case, to the very end he doesn't help out in the slightest, just laying back while Sei cleans up the place. Somehow, he's found himself indifferent to her presence here...
...until she opens her mouth. ]
Right, that's it. Get out or I'll be biting your face off next.
[ OBERON RIGHT NOW THAT THREAT IS CARRYING A WHOLE OTHER IMPLICATION??? Which he's... definitely aware of, and is probably the whole reason why he's using it. Yeah, that's right, he's pulling out all the stops now. ]
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[ ... it's hard to take her crocodile tears seriously both when she says 'sob, sob' out loud and when she instantly snaps out of them. ]
That's fine with me, anyway! I've gotta go find Ai-chan and give her a talking to as well!
[ at least she's admitting that's what she came to do...
And, garbage bags in tow, she hurries off without even a backwards glance or a goodbye. she's got more important things on her mind!! ]