[ casually batting the trash bag away without even looking... the archer class really is made of etc etc ]
The mana transfer stuff? [ so we're just Saying It now, apparently. ] Kindasorta? She was asking about where magic even comes from for Servants so I explained. I didn't go into the whole thing since it wasn't really the point but I guess she got the gist.
[ Oberon's brow twitches. We sure are just Saying It now, aren't we? ]
...ugh, of course she did. You have no idea how annoying this is going to be...
[ Considering neither of them can even get close to going far enough without feeling the urge to throw down a metaphorical flashbang. Ai especially, he'd like to add. He puts his hand on forehead and drags it down his face. Just don't go all-out, huh? Easier said than done, especially if they get unlucky and have to fight again anytime soon, and without his Noble Phantasm to boot.
What, did you think I was the one who went and blabbed about it? Come on, give me a little credit. [ She was the one just giving you a lecture about delicacy, dude!!! ] Ai-chan's an idol, right? I'm not gonna get her into that kind of trouble.
[ "Especially not with a guy like you."
The worst part is, she doesn't even mean it in a cruel way... ]
So long as both of you can act a little normal about it, it should be fine. It was just a kiss, right?
[ Oberon can only laugh at those remarks. Not only is it a bit late for Ai to be avoiding that kind of trouble, but what else can he do but laugh. He's been nothing but a real piece of shit since she got here, it's practically a given that any sane person would look at them and think that Ai should be with literally anybody else.
But more than that... act normal about it, huh? Oh, Sei Shounagon... you'd have better luck telling water to stop being wet. ]
Hmph. As if.
[ He's partially referring to their inability to act normal about anything together, but it's also a very blatant lie about how far they went. Closest thing to a straight answer a person can get out of him, at least. ]
Okay, no. That's basically the most straightforward answer she could possibly get out of him and the vibes she's gotten from them both are... probably that it was only a kiss. ... and honestly, even if it wasn't, she kind of really doesn't want to know... ]
Okay... good! So long as nobody else starts trying to stir up trouble, everything should work out fine.
[ foreshadowing that blatant is just asking for trouble huh ]
Besides! If anything else comes up while you're recuperating, me and Bikki-chan can handle it! So you won't have to worry about recharging anything.
[ Well at least her desire for gossip material doesn't go as far as to pry for details of the hypothetical actual deed. Besides, who would she even gossip to about that? Hibiki would be receptive up to a certain point, but the girl is so absurdly lesbian that talking about the worlds most toxic hets doing more than kissing might just cause her to short-circuit, and not in the "omg thats so crazy!" way, she would short-circuit in the "hibiki.exe has encountered a critical error" way. ]
Oi, are you trying to jinx it!? And quit talking about us recharging!
[ Though it is true, Hibiki and Nagiko are an infuriatingly surprisingly capable duo. To be frank, Oberon hasn't quite wrapped his head around the idea of whatever world Hibiki comes from, since the fact she can fight against Servants just by singing is baffling. ]
I'm just being realistic! [ said sei shounagon, never. ] If things already got crazy once, they'll get crazy a hundred more times! You should've learned that from hanging out in Chaldea!
[ and let's be real there has probably been. so many stupid events in this jamjar already. they had to fight so many nobbus last month.
Satisfied that the room's as tidy as it's going to get, she finally dusts herself off and straightens up, yet another bag of trash in hand, before retrieving the one they were using as a projectile. ]
. . . Man, though. Didya really have to bite her face like that while you were...?
[ ... this is the part where she deserves to get kicked out ]
[ Oberon never wants to see a Nobbu ever again. Hell, he might just murder the actual Oda Nobunaga on sight if he ever sees her. Not out of any particular grudge, but out of pure instinct.
In any case, to the very end he doesn't help out in the slightest, just laying back while Sei cleans up the place. Somehow, he's found himself indifferent to her presence here...
...until she opens her mouth. ]
Right, that's it. Get out or I'll be biting your face off next.
[ OBERON RIGHT NOW THAT THREAT IS CARRYING A WHOLE OTHER IMPLICATION??? Which he's... definitely aware of, and is probably the whole reason why he's using it. Yeah, that's right, he's pulling out all the stops now. ]
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[ casually batting the trash bag away without even looking... the archer class really is made of etc etc ]
The mana transfer stuff? [ so we're just Saying It now, apparently. ] Kindasorta? She was asking about where magic even comes from for Servants so I explained. I didn't go into the whole thing since it wasn't really the point but I guess she got the gist.
[ Annoyingly, this does not seem to be a lie. ]
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...ugh, of course she did. You have no idea how annoying this is going to be...
[ Considering neither of them can even get close to going far enough without feeling the urge to throw down a metaphorical flashbang. Ai especially, he'd like to add. He puts his hand on forehead and drags it down his face. Just don't go all-out, huh? Easier said than done, especially if they get unlucky and have to fight again anytime soon, and without his Noble Phantasm to boot.
If he has to do that with her again, he'll... ]
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[ "Especially not with a guy like you."
The worst part is, she doesn't even mean it in a cruel way... ]
So long as both of you can act a little normal about it, it should be fine. It was just a kiss, right?
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But more than that... act normal about it, huh? Oh, Sei Shounagon... you'd have better luck telling water to stop being wet. ]
Hmph. As if.
[ He's partially referring to their inability to act normal about anything together, but it's also a very blatant lie about how far they went. Closest thing to a straight answer a person can get out of him, at least. ]
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Okay, no. That's basically the most straightforward answer she could possibly get out of him and the vibes she's gotten from them both are... probably that it was only a kiss. ... and honestly, even if it wasn't, she kind of really doesn't want to know... ]
Okay... good! So long as nobody else starts trying to stir up trouble, everything should work out fine.
[ foreshadowing that blatant is just asking for trouble huh ]
Besides! If anything else comes up while you're recuperating, me and Bikki-chan can handle it! So you won't have to worry about recharging anything.
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Oi, are you trying to jinx it!? And quit talking about us recharging!
[ Though it is true, Hibiki and Nagiko are a
n infuriatinglysurprisingly capable duo. To be frank, Oberon hasn't quite wrapped his head around the idea of whatever world Hibiki comes from, since the fact she can fight against Servants just by singing is baffling. ]no subject
[ and let's be real there has probably been. so many stupid events in this jamjar already. they had to fight so many nobbus last month.
Satisfied that the room's as tidy as it's going to get, she finally dusts herself off and straightens up, yet another bag of trash in hand, before retrieving the one they were using as a projectile. ]
. . . Man, though. Didya really have to bite her face like that while you were...?
[ ... this is the part where she deserves to get kicked out ]
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[ Oberon never wants to see a Nobbu ever again. Hell, he might just murder the actual Oda Nobunaga on sight if he ever sees her. Not out of any particular grudge, but out of pure instinct.
In any case, to the very end he doesn't help out in the slightest, just laying back while Sei cleans up the place. Somehow, he's found himself indifferent to her presence here...
...until she opens her mouth. ]
Right, that's it. Get out or I'll be biting your face off next.
[ OBERON RIGHT NOW THAT THREAT IS CARRYING A WHOLE OTHER IMPLICATION??? Which he's... definitely aware of, and is probably the whole reason why he's using it. Yeah, that's right, he's pulling out all the stops now. ]
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[ ... it's hard to take her crocodile tears seriously both when she says 'sob, sob' out loud and when she instantly snaps out of them. ]
That's fine with me, anyway! I've gotta go find Ai-chan and give her a talking to as well!
[ at least she's admitting that's what she came to do...
And, garbage bags in tow, she hurries off without even a backwards glance or a goodbye. she's got more important things on her mind!! ]